There once was a snowflake named Nell
A frigid mademoiselle,
Who thought, "I'll succeed
In this life that I lead!"
While her life flashed right by as she fell.
A snowman named Chad was befuddled:
Life was so short and so muddled!
He watched days come and go
But too soon, as you know,
He melted away in a puddle.
One winter the North Pole was closed:
For Santa was sick in his nose.
He sat by the fire
And yelled, "I'm retired!"
So Christmas is cancelled I s'pose.
postscript
LOL. I love Christmas. I'm not a Scrooge, I promise. [link]